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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:35 am    Post subject: SHOPPER Reply with quote
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

• 2 litres of low fat milk,
• a carton of eggs,
• 2 litres of orange juice,
• a head of lettuce,
• half a dozen tomatoes,
• a 500g jar of coffee,
• a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" Confused


The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly." wtf Laughing Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:26 am    Post subject: Re: SHOPPER Reply with quote
Never thought of that. When you're my age you really have to be OOOgly to be pasted up.

Got a little more then a chuckle out of that one...

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:43 am    Post subject: Re: SHOPPER Reply with quote
ROFL

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:27 am    Post subject: Re: SHOPPER Reply with quote
Good one....... Very Happy Very Happy I guess no matter what everyone has to eat....... Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:37 pm    Post subject: Re: SHOPPER Reply with quote
Good one, Vince. I really appreciate your humor, it's good to have an Auzzie around. Freedyf

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:57 pm    Post subject: Re: SHOPPER Reply with quote
Yeah...Vince is our token Aussie. And it is nice to have him around plus the other Aussies assigned to this site...Ooops....

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:05 pm    Post subject: Re: SHOPPER Reply with quote
Thanks guys....some would suggest that I have a terribly warped sense of humour. Laughing

But I can live with it. Very Happy Laughing Very Happy Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:41 pm    Post subject: Re: SHOPPER Reply with quote
Yep, I would suggest that Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
But that is a great one. Only a drunk would have enough liquid fortitude to say that to a womans face regardless of her looks.

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