Wal-Mart announces ...

Vince · Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:27 pm Post subject: Wal-Mart announces ...

Courtesy of Ron...thanks mate...this is too good not to share...CHIMO

For all you wine connoisseurs out there ...

Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2011 it will begin offering customers a new discount item... Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the wines at affordable prices in the $2 to $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts but, 'There is a market for inexpensive wine,' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas , Bentonville. "However, branding will be very important"

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brands and varieties.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don't bother writing back to tell me that this is a hoax. I know possum is not white meat.

When filled with holy truth the mind rests.

Cheers, Vince

Suzanne · Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:05 am Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart announces ...

I'll have a bottle of Chef Boyardeaux please. No I don't wanna smell the cork but I could use a spoon to go with my fork. A friend of mine turned me onto to some Nasti Spumante once and frankly it wasn't expected. It tends to go all over the place.

funny Vinnie!!

Suz

gelandangan · Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:27 pm Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart announces ...

dhc4ever · Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:14 pm Post subject: Re: Wal-Mart announces ...

I cant believe its not vinegar......

GOLD!