HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: StoneOrchid
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 12820

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 76
BOT: 2
Total: 78
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Home
02: Forums
03: Home
04: Home
05: Forums
06: Forums
07: Forums
08: Forums
09: Forums
10: Forums
11: Home
12: Forums
13: Forums
14: Statistics
15: Forums
16: Home
17: Forums
18: Forums
19: Forums
20: Forums
21: Home
22: Forums
23: Home
24: Photo Albums
25: Photo Albums
26: Forums
27: Home
28: Forums
29: Home
30: Forums
31: Your Account
32: Home
33: Forums
34: Photo Albums
35: Forums
36: Photo Albums
37: Home
38: Forums
39: Forums
40: Forums
41: Home
42: Home
43: Home
44: Forums
45: Home
46: Forums
47: Forums
48: Forums
49: Forums
50: Forums
51: Home
52: Your Account
53: Home
54: Home
55: Your Account
56: Forums
57: Forums
58: Forums
59: Home
60: Home
61: Home
62: Forums
63: Forums
64: Home
65: Forums
66: Forums
67: Home
68: Forums
69: Forums
70: Forums
71: Forums
72: Forums
73: Home
74: Forums
75: Forums
76: Forums
  BOT:
01: Forums
02: Your Account

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 307
 Pictures: 2395
  · Views: 660722
  · Votes: 1312
  · Comments: 86
 

Butch the Rooster
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
SwampFox
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 15, 2005
Posts: 1040
Location: Destin, Florida

PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:56 pm    Post subject: Butch the Rooster Reply with quote

John, the farmer, was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets" and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept detailed records. Any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the Boone County Fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result... The judges not only awarded Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and sc*#$^@^ them when they weren't paying attention?

_________________
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
FALPhil
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Aug 18, 2007
Posts: 377
Location: Dixie

PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:16 am    Post subject: Re: Butch the Rooster Reply with quote

Time to resurrect this classic in view of the upcoming election...

_________________
The Wicked Witch of the West is alive and well and serving as the Speaker of the House.
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
OntheLasGallinas
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Aug 23, 2007
Posts: 1042
Location: South Texas

PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:56 am    Post subject: Re: Butch the Rooster Reply with quote

Al Gore? Question ROFL

_________________
Rancher/Environmental Scientist
Back to top
View user's profile
Vince
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 14448
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Butch the Rooster Reply with quote

A classic Swampy...well done mate. Laughing

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum



Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by Dizfunkshunal :.