Supernatural sex

Donut Slayer · Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:53 am Post subject: Supernatural sex

A professor at UCLA was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?’
About 90 students raise their hands!
‘Well, that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?’
About 40 students raise their hands.
‘That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?’
About 15 students raise their hand.
‘Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?’
Three students raise their hands.
‘That’s fantastic . Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?’
Way in the back, Mohammed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says ‘Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.’
Mohammed replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, ‘So, Mohammed, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?’
Mohammed replied, ‘Shiite!! From way back there I thought you said Goats!

dhc4ever · Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:20 pm Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex

Hear that Vince?
Thats your crown falling and hitting the floor.
Giddee up and find a better one Smile

Elvis · Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:21 am Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex

it bleats and doesnt baa,
so we should be safe from any foul accusations Vince.

gelandangan · Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:32 am Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex

Elvis wrote:

it bleats and doesnt baa,

Trust a kiwi to notice these details.. Very Happy

Vince · Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:22 am Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex

Yup...time to do a bit of a search Pete. But that is certainly a very worthy contender.

Cheers, Vince

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:51 am Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex

Cling clang clatter. Damn!! Would someone hand me that crown?

I'm thinkin' Gelandangan gets this one... Very Happy

dhc4ever · Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:45 pm Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex

Elvis wrote:

it bleats and doesnt baa,
so we should be safe from any foul accusations Vince.

Well you've left the door wide open on that one Elvis.
But in the interests of trans Tasman relations, I'll bite my tongue Very Happy

Elvis · Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:23 pm Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex

hay there dhc4ever... if you look close I was giving you wallaby wallopers a heads up that the "others" may be about to start slinging the proverbial in "our"direction.... Crikey its hard to give you fellas a heads up round here!!!
do you know why pigs are left alone????
someone let on that they might squeal on you!!!

Bushmaster · Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:09 am Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex

We need a "head slap" emoticon. Oh Brother....

Elvis · Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:41 pm Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex