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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:28 am    Post subject: New Perspective Reply with quote

NOTE. If anybody finds this offensive...please say so and I will delete it from the Forum. (It is funny though) Vince

So it’s ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims.

The sooner we are all on same level playing field the better.

Muslim one liners…..

1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim.

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.

10. If you find this offensive or racist and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:04 pm    Post subject: Re: New Perspective Reply with quote

Being of Irish Catholic decent I have no problem with taking the piss out of EVERYONE!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 7:46 pm    Post subject: Re: New Perspective Reply with quote

It all sounds okay to me

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