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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:58 pm Post subject: Re: SWMBO is a burgler |
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Wow, where did you get a woman like that? SWMBO desires a night out on the town with the money she saved the TEAM!
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6398 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:06 pm Post subject: Re: SWMBO is a burgler |
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Elvis, you are really a lucky bastard!
Mine wont even visit gunshops..
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:32 pm Post subject: Re: SWMBO is a burgler |
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she just got 750 magnum large rifle primers for $48 too.
mine visits gunshops with me..but takes wallet off me first and Daughter starts saying "No" if I even start to look interested in anything
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wiersy111 Super Member
Joined: May 13, 2009 Posts: 2376 Location: Central Minnesota
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Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:05 pm Post subject: Re: SWMBO is a burgler |
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Lucky man! most of the time my misses turns a blind eye, but once in a while she surprises me.
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radar Super Member
Joined: Oct 01, 2008 Posts: 1109 Location: North Island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:49 pm Post subject: Re: SWMBO is a burgler |
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Gotta get Nat to meet your better half, she might pass on a tip or two mate….. either that or my missus will teach her bad habits…..
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moose2 Super Member
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:14 am Post subject: Re: SWMBO is a burgler |
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one day Radar...one day we will swing it.
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Gil Martin Super Member
Joined: Jan 28, 2005 Posts: 1837 Location: Schnecksville, PA
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Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:56 am Post subject: Re: SWMBO is a burglar |
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I like a story with a happy ending. All the best...
Gil
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:38 am Post subject: Re: SWMBO is a burgler |
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Fry pan? Cast iron? Yup...I'm sure that was meant for you. DUCK!!!
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radar Super Member
Joined: Oct 01, 2008 Posts: 1109 Location: North Island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:01 am Post subject: Re: SWMBO is a burgler |
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Oh boy, can I tell you a doozy of a story about a cast iron skillet, Mama and papa with his bigga greeka nose, Mama spreada the bigga greek a nose cause Papa spend all a the time at the gambling drinking an come home witha no money.
True story
Very early in my career - Wellington NZ What a mess! Domestic Violence at its best.
Unconcious Greek Male, Mamma screaming, all the kids (adults) screaming and little old me not knowing what the hell to do!
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:35 am Post subject: Re: SWMBO is a burgler |
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LMAO....
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2650 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:56 am Post subject: Re: SWMBO is a burgler |
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radar wrote: |
Oh boy, can I tell you a doozy of a story about a cast iron skillet, Mama and papa with his bigga greeka nose, Mama spreada the bigga greek a nose cause Papa spend all a the time at the gambling drinking an come home witha no money.
True story
Very early in my career - Wellington NZ What a mess! Domestic Violence at its best.
Unconcious Greek Male, Mamma screaming, all the kids (adults) screaming and little old me not knowing what the hell to do! |
OR WHAT HIT HIM !!!!!!!!
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Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:04 pm Post subject: Re: SWMBO is a burgler |
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