A Real Woman

Vince · Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 5:44 am Post subject: A Real Woman

A real woman is a man’s best friend!

She’ll never stand him up and never let him down …………………

She’ll reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room and will
enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible ………..

No wait ……SORRY!

I’m thinkin’ of RUM!
It’s RUM that does all that sh1t …………. Never mind ………….

Thank goodness for RUM! Cheers

Suzanne · Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 7:06 am Post subject: Re: A Real Woman

Half way through I thought you were suckin up or somethin an then the truth came out. Well it's a toss between rum and brandy for me, and even then I doubt I could keep from laughing......you know propping the poor guy up an all....it's just like a cartoon thinkin about it....

Suz

Tremblay · Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 7:58 am Post subject: Re: A Real Woman

Ladder time

Vince · Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 8:00 am Post subject: Re: A Real Woman

Keep the bottom of that ladder clear guys...I might need to get to it real quick. Hiding

dhc4ever · Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 2:24 pm Post subject: Re: A Real Woman

At the speed of heat with your knee.......