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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 6:50 pm Post subject: sounds like someone we know..... |
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a smoking hot beautiful young girl at his side.
He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend.
The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, “I don’t think you understand sonny, I want something very special.” as he looked into his girlfriends eyes.
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought out another ring .
“Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000,” the jeweler said.
The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take it.”
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, “by cheque.”
“I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.”
Monday morning, a very annoyed jeweller phoned the old man.
“There’s no money in that account.”
“I know”, said the old man,
“But can you imagine what an awesome weekend I've had!”
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 7:49 pm Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... |
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Nope, I've never pulled that one, wish I'd thought of it.
So who's the guilty party?
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:16 am Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:12 am Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... |
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well any of the eldergents in the line up down at bottom of main page look like it couldv'e been them LOL
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 4:25 am Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... |
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Elvis, I've read this one before on the forum. Are you reposting the same old jokes but with inflated prices?
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:19 am Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... |
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I just hate "re-runs"...
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 4:30 pm Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... |
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Just remember...70 is the new 50. Sooo. I'm not old yet and definitely not senile...
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:21 pm Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... |
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If that is what it takes to have a great weekend she isn't worth it... even with an empty bank account.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:46 am Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... |
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sorry if its been re run....saw it on another site and just had to share it with ya all....... with the sillyness going on in your political scene I figgured you need a chuckle.
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