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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 6:50 pm    Post subject: sounds like someone we know..... Reply with quote

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a smoking hot beautiful young girl at his side.

He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend.

The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.

The old man said, “I don’t think you understand sonny, I want something very special.” as he looked into his girlfriends eyes.

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought out another ring .

“Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000,” the jeweler said.

The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take it.”

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, “by cheque.”

“I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.”

Monday morning, a very annoyed jeweller phoned the old man.

“There’s no money in that account.”

“I know”, said the old man,

“But can you imagine what an awesome weekend I've had!”

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 7:49 pm    Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... Reply with quote

Nope, I've never pulled that one, wish I'd thought of it.
So who's the guilty party?

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:16 am    Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... Reply with quote

Scratch Scratch
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:12 am    Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... Reply with quote

well any of the eldergents in the line up down at bottom of main page look like it couldv'e been them LOL

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 4:25 am    Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... Reply with quote

Elvis, I've read this one before on the forum. Are you reposting the same old jokes but with inflated prices?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:19 am    Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... Reply with quote

I just hate "re-runs"...

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 2:22 pm    Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
I just hate "re-runs"...

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The beauty of getting old and senile is that all jokes and stories are new and fresh.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 4:30 pm    Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... Reply with quote

Just remember...70 is the new 50. Sooo. I'm not old yet and definitely not senile...

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:21 pm    Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... Reply with quote

If that is what it takes to have a great weekend she isn't worth it... even with an empty bank account.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:46 am    Post subject: Re: sounds like someone we know..... Reply with quote

sorry if its been re run....saw it on another site and just had to share it with ya all....... with the sillyness going on in your political scene I figgured you need a chuckle.

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