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THE BOX UNDER BILL & HILLARY'S BED
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:33 pm    Post subject: THE BOX UNDER BILL & HILLARY'S BED Reply with quote

THE BOX UNDER BILL & HILLARY'S BED
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under
the bed.
You must promise never to look in it"
In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon
of their
30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and
peeked
inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.
She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was
in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with
such
contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.
After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she
confessed, saying,
"I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never
looked into the
box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave
in. But
now I need to know! , why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you
deserve to know
the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the
box under
the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very
disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted
to
sex, I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering
your
problem."
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their
peace.
A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money
in the box?"
Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took
them to the
recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:43 pm    Post subject: Re: THE BOX UNDER BILL & HILLARY'S BED Reply with quote

Heard it before with differant people, but I still love it.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:30 am    Post subject: Re: THE BOX UNDER BILL & HILLARY'S BED Reply with quote

ROFL

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:05 pm    Post subject: Re: THE BOX UNDER BILL & HILLARY'S BED Reply with quote

Cheers poor bill, had all of it in 1 box. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:38 pm    Post subject: Re: THE BOX UNDER BILL & HILLARY'S BED Reply with quote

Well, there is a saying "never put all your empty beer cans in one box" ... or something like that...

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