St Peter & the young couple

SwampFox · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:51 am Post subject: St Peter & the young couple

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a
fatal car accident.

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked.
Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the
couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all.
"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things
don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts,
"It took me three months to find a priest up here!!!

Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a LAWYER!!?"

codybrown · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:22 am Post subject: Re: St Peter & the young couple

Lol, that's great!

tracker · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:37 am Post subject: Re: St Peter & the young couple

That's hilarious, Ed.

Vince · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:25 pm Post subject: Re: St Peter & the young couple

Good one Ed.

Cheers, Vince

gelandangan · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject: Re: St Peter & the young couple

I got to remember that one Very Happy