| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
stovepipe
Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008
Posts: 4877
Location: Pine, Az.
|
 Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:35 am Post subject: Suzy might like this one..... |
 |
THE BOTTLE OF WINE
For all of us who are married , were married, wish
you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you see a
bottle of wine:
Sally was driving home from one of her business
trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly
Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like
a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into
the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make
a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old
woman just sat silently, looking intently at
everything she saw, studying every little detail,
until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to
Sally.
'What in bag?' asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's
a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or
two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
she said:
'Good trade.....'
|
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Bushmaster
Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11393
Location: Ava, Missouri
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:50 am Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... |
|
Hey!! Who's side you on, anyway...
_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
stovepipe
Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008
Posts: 4877
Location: Pine, Az.
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:58 am Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... |
|
Did you get 'traded' fer what's in the bag too?
Been there....  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Bushmaster
Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11393
Location: Ava, Missouri
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:01 am Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... |
|
Actually for a Camero and a truckdriver. She may have gotten the Camero and the truckdriver, but I got the better of the deal. Free of her!!
_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
stovepipe
Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008
Posts: 4877
Location: Pine, Az.
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:12 am Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... |
|
Copy that....sorry to hear that man....
I got sub'd by my best friend once and got booted from my own pad! It almost got REALLY ugly.....so I took the hi-road and bailed w/o 'escalating' the sitch. Karma prevailed and he got burned when she took him to the cleaners. Payback is a mofo! Funny how that works.  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Pumpkinslinger
Super Member
Joined: Sep 22, 2007
Posts: 5002
Location: NC foothills
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:01 am Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... |
|
A feller here told me once that his divorce cost him close to $100,000. But he concluded "It was worth every penny!!"
_________________
Mike
"I ain't no better than anybody else, and there ain't nobody better than me!" Ma Kettle |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
stovepipe
Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008
Posts: 4877
Location: Pine, Az.
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:03 am Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... |
|
That's a lotta pennies!!!
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Pitt55
Member
Joined: Aug 30, 2006
Posts: 104
Location: Prince George, B.C.
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:29 pm Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... |
|
Been there done that. Best money I ever spent!
_________________
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
wiersy111
Super Member
Joined: May 13, 2009
Posts: 2376
Location: Central Minnesota
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:23 pm Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... |
|
Crap up the ladder again.
_________________
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America " for an amount of "up to and including my life."
US ARMY RETIRED
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
Being "Over the Hill" is much better then being under it! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Suzanne
Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009
Posts: 3323
Location: Eugene, Oregon
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:15 pm Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... |
|
STOVE!!! That made me wiggle. Do it some more.
Bushy, you're not married? Hhhmmmmnnn.....good lookin guy like you? HHHhhmmmmnnn
Wiers!! What are you always climbing the ladder for? Whatchew scairt of?? Been bitten?
I wish you all a Thanksgiving to remember, with full beer bellies rolling on the floor in sweet agony and an 'after-dinner-you-know-what' to never forget, and my best wishes for it to come true.
True
Suz
_________________
May the moon keep you centered,
May the sun keep you dancing,
And the stars shed light on your dreams. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
TRBLSHTR
Super Member
Joined: Mar 23, 2007
Posts: 1071
Location: Lower 48's-left coast(near portlandia)
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Suzanne
Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009
Posts: 3323
Location: Eugene, Oregon
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:36 pm Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... |
|
Hey TRBLSHTR!! I'm passin yer way on up to Vancouver Wa. sometime this weekend, I'll wave and whistle when I cross the Columbia!
Suz to Use
_________________
May the moon keep you centered,
May the sun keep you dancing,
And the stars shed light on your dreams. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
stovepipe
Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008
Posts: 4877
Location: Pine, Az.
|
| Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:02 am Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... |
|
| Suzanne wrote: |
STOVE!!! That made me wiggle. Do it some more.
Suz |
Your wish is my command. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
Latest: IPutMoInYoA
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13131
People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 111
Total: 114
Visitors:
BOT:
Forum FAQ
Search
Log in to check your private messages
Login
Same for you Suz!......Still holding down the Molalla end of Oregon here! Happy Thanksgiving to all on this sight-even to those who don't celebrate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
