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True sweethearts
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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:48 pm    Post subject: True sweethearts Reply with quote

A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'

Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'

The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere'

The clerk is astonished. 'Your wife's name is Crisco?'

The old guy answers, ' Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in public.'

'I see,' said the clerk. 'What do you call her at home?'

'Lard a*se.'

You gotta love old people!!!

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:32 am    Post subject: Re: True sweethearts Reply with quote

My grandparents weren't always nice to each other at home. I discovered it one day. I walked into their house (I did knock) and my grandpa had talcum powder all over his face, in quite a huge amount. G-ma had just pasted him. They laughed when they saw me, but they were up to no-good.

Good one Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:32 pm    Post subject: Re: True sweethearts Reply with quote

One of my cats was called cooking fat...........
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