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the robot bartender.
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Erny
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:02 pm    Post subject: the robot bartender. Reply with quote

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.



The robot says,
"What will you have?"



The guy
says, "Martini."



The robot
brings back the best martini ever and says to the man,




"What's your IQ?"



The guy
says, "168."



The robot then
proceeds to talk about physics,



Space
exploration and medical technology.



The guy leaves,



but he is curious...


So he goes back
into the bar.


The robot
bartender says, "What will you have?"


The guy
says, "Martini."


Again, the
robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and
says,


"What's your IQ?"


The
guy says, "100."


The robot then
starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere
tractors.


The guy
leaves, but finds it very interesting,


So he
thinks he will try it one more time.



He goes
back into the bar.



The robot says,
"What will you have?"



The guy
says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another
great martini.



The robot then
says, "What's your IQ?"


The guy
says, "Uh, about 50."


The robot leans in real close and says,
"So you people still happy you voted for
Obama?"

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:16 am    Post subject: Re: the robot bartender. Reply with quote

knew it had to be a blond or Obama joke. The blond ones are easier to laugh at now a days.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:03 am    Post subject: Re: the robot bartender. Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
new it had to be a blond or Obama joke. The blond ones are easier to laugh at now a days.

Hey Slimjim, totally agree with you mate, that joke can also apply to our Commie Prime minister Kevin the Dud! While we are barely surviving, everything is going up through the roof!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:11 pm    Post subject: Re: the robot bartender. Reply with quote

I just got an email from a friend that prides himself in picking safe places for money. He is trying to convince me Austrailia is the most stable currency right now and I should convert my money and invest in your country. Doesn't sound like you agree.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:05 pm    Post subject: Re: the robot bartender. Reply with quote

Slim, we lost 20% of the value of our dollars against the USD this last 3 months.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:42 pm    Post subject: Re: the robot bartender. Reply with quote

Wow! I'll fire back this one!!

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