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Argus Rookie Member
Joined: Oct 05, 2010 Posts: 6 Location: Sydney, Australia
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:48 pm Post subject: Stuttering Kitty |
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,' she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'.....and before he could say "F**k", the rottweiler ate him!
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:24 pm Post subject: Re: Stuttering Kitty |
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Laugh one for the Day! Thanks Mate. Welcome to HuntingNut!!
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Joined: Oct 05, 2010 Posts: 6 Location: Sydney, Australia
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:33 pm Post subject: Re: Stuttering Kitty |
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Hi Vince,
I am on the North Side - Berowra to be exact. Live in a tin roofed, wooden floor, brick shack in the bush under a waterfall, creek beside that separates me from the National Park. Lots of funnel web spiders in the yard, red belly black snakes in the creek, king brown snakes in the cliff around the waterfall, diamond pythons in my roof (keeps the bush mice down!), Lyre Birds, parrots, wallabies and too many rubbernecking bushwalkers coming to look at my waterfall. Terrible place to live!
My big Rhodesian Ridgeback gets plenty of excitement on the boundaries.
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Arron Super Member
Joined: Nov 20, 2006 Posts: 352 Location: Cen.Iowa, by way of SWIowa
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:54 pm Post subject: Re: Stuttering Kitty |
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I had to steal it for my status on facebook!! Allready got one like on it!!!
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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