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Six truths in life
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:21 pm    Post subject: Six truths in life Reply with quote

Subject: FW: : Six Impossible Truths


Very, very interesting, scientifically proven.................. I would never have guessed this!










1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.
































2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.


























3. And discover #1 is a lie.























4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

















5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.










6. There is still a stupid smile on your face .

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:05 am    Post subject: Re: Six truths in life Reply with quote

Well, I am not an idiot, I did not attempt it and I figured it was a lie.
I was smiling after I read #1 and haven't quit yet....
btw; I won't be forwarding this to anyone....

I am too old to take a whoopin' and too young to die so I would have to defend myself with my gun(s) and I am too lazy to go to jail.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:30 am    Post subject: Re: Six truths in life Reply with quote

+1 Paul

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:58 am    Post subject: Re: Six truths in life Reply with quote

wtf Learned long ago to think before scrolling down............especially when it's wearing a J&H label !!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Six truths in life Reply with quote

bugger I still got some learning to do
you got me...

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Six truths in life Reply with quote

I had to try a couple of times to find out I'm an idiot. LOL
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:08 am    Post subject: Re: Six truths in life Reply with quote

I am an IDIOT, but I got a .357 Magnum!


So there!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:33 am    Post subject: Re: Six truths in life Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

An armed "window licker"...now that is a very scary thought.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:58 am    Post subject: Re: Six truths in life Reply with quote

Chambered had me thinking that I was the only idiot on this site. Thanks you guys for making me feel better. (The site I got this from had it posted in the "General" forum, not J&H - but I probably still would have tried it.)

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