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Vince Site Admin
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:21 pm Post subject: Male or Female? |
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Male or Female?
You might not know this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS
They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS
These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TYRES
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS
Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their arse.
Then again ? Bright colours and full of Hot Air......very female ??
SPONGES
These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES
Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS
Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS
Egg timers are female because....over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS
Male.... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying.
That's it...posted...now I'm on my way back to the ladder. I don't want no butt whoopin' switchin' from Suz.
Cheers, Vince
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Elvis Super Member
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Vince Site Admin
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:20 am Post subject: Re: Male or Female? |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Ominivision1 Super Member
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:00 am Post subject: Re: Male or Female? |
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_________________ Regards
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stovepipe Super Member
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:09 am Post subject: Re: Male or Female? |
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Arron Super Member
Joined: Nov 20, 2006 Posts: 352 Location: Cen.Iowa, by way of SWIowa
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 4:42 pm Post subject: Re: Male or Female? |
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OH boy! This is going to be one for the record books!
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Ominivision1 Super Member
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:55 am Post subject: Re: Male or Female? |
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_________________ Regards
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Vince Site Admin
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:06 am Post subject: Re: Male or Female? |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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dhc4ever Super Member
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:31 am Post subject: Re: Male or Female? |
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Tick,Tick,Tick,Tick,Tick,Tick,Tick,..............
Hows that loft going?
_________________ Pete
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stovepipe Super Member
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:59 am Post subject: Re: Male or Female? |
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Vince Site Admin
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stovepipe Super Member
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 6:53 am Post subject: Re: Male or Female? |
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No, but, I thihk I heard a chain saw firing up.
Better have a parachute handy!
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