Nuke test over the water by my place...

stovepipe

Heard this loud wooshing sound, like something comin' in from above...ran outside of snapped this pic just before the camera blew outta my hand and I got flattened....some dummy didn't get the memo- they banned nuke testing a LONG time ago....great. Not only did I not bag any bunny's today but now the catch 'll be radioactive down at the beach when I'm surf-fishing.... Mad

Anyone know the half-life of a plutonium perch?

dhc4ever

Half life around 20,000 years, you'll both be "off" by then.
Is your shadow still on the wall behind where you were standing?
Perhaps they are rehearsing for "sunrise" over Tehran?

slimjim

beautiful pic, stovey! You forgot your chap-lip. Don't forget your suntan lotion, too.

Pumpkinslinger

Very good shot there! Now, you know that there will be internet stories about "secret nuclear testing revealed" before too long ...

Ominivision1

Atta boy Stovie Very Happy

I think you might have gotten the feds attention with the title of this thread cuz it scored #1 UNO at the top of googles search page. BTW nice pic. Laughing

stovepipe

Hmmm...maybe that's why them suits kept knockin' at my door all night.

I didn't answer...

Elvis

Big Brother is watching you.......

gelandangan

Big brothers are Ok, its the pesky little green sisters that are really annoying.

dan1dad

gelandangan wrote:

Big brothers are Ok, its the pesky little green sisters that are really annoying.

yeah, and the people behind the curtain.

radar

Watch out for "the man"!

RePete

slimjim wrote:

beautiful pic, stovey! You forgot your chap-lip. Don't forget your suntan lotion, too.

Nice, but for sun screen you will need SPF 9,000,000. Shocked

stovepipe

And lead underwear!

PaulS

Zinc oxide ointment is 100% effective in blocking the UV A, B, and C. That will work for your SPF 9,000,000. Todays nuclear weapons have too much neutron radiation for lead but parafin will block it better than lead.
Yes, parafin - WAX - is better at blocking neutrons than lead!
The problem is that it is nearly useless against gamma radiation.
Paul

stovepipe

Wax huh? Wow...who knew!

Got lot's of that for my boards. And bullets too....hhmm....need a pan and some heat...

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944

PaulS wrote:

Zinc oxide ointment is 100% effective in blocking the UV A, B, and C.

True, and if you look at the list of most sun screens, Zinc is a major part of it along with some moisturizers.

Dimitri