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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 4:44 am    Post subject: Only in..... Reply with quote

Only in Australia OMG! I cannot believe what just happened.. I was at the servo going in to pay and I noticed two cops standing and watching a man and shaking their heads. I looked back and saw he was smoking while he was filling his tank. When I realised what he was doing I thought, what a moron, right in front of a couple of cops. So, I went in and paid and as I was walking out I heard someone screaming.. I look over and the man's arm was on fire! He was waving his arm around and running in circles going crazy. I went over near him to get back in my car and the cops had put him on the ground and were putting the fire out with water from the windscreen bucket!! Then they put handcuffs on him and threw him in the police car.. I figured he's not that clued in but I thought arresting him was a bit extreme. So as I go past the cops I asked them what they were arresting him for.. The officer looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
Gotcha ya.... Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:09 am    Post subject: Re: Only in..... Reply with quote

That is a good one Vince, ROFL Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 2:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Only in..... Reply with quote

your crown is safe Mate....

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 3:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Only in..... Reply with quote

Vince, stop it.
You only encourage them.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 4:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Only in..... Reply with quote

WOOHOO Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Only in..... Reply with quote

Things a bit slow in retirement, Vince?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 1:00 am    Post subject: Re: Only in..... Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
Things a bit slow in retirement, Vince?

Nah, just up for a giggle mate. Laughing

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