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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:36 pm    Post subject: Jet fuel alcoholics Reply with quote

Two redneck airplane mechanics named Jim Bob and Jeb work at the Atlanta airport.

Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Jim Bob and Jeb have nothing to do.

After work Jim Bob and Jeb usally have a drink on their way home, so Jim Bob says to Jeb, "I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel." Since they have nothing better to do, they decide to try it.

The next morning Jim Bob calls Jeb and asks, "How are you feeling?"

Jeb says, "Fine, never felt better."

Jim Bob asks, "Do you have a hangover?"

Jeb says no. Then he says, "Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover."

Then Jim Bob says, "Well, there is one side effect, have you farted yet?" Fart

Jeb says, "No, why?"

Jim Bob says, "I'm calling you from Detroit!"

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Jet fuel alcoholics Reply with quote

Tried it the other day. Just barely cleared the county line. Smile

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