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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:05 pm    Post subject: Five rules............. Reply with quote

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1) It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2) It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3) It's important to have a woman you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4) It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5) It's very, VERY important that these four women DON'T know each other.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Five rules............. Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Five rules............. Reply with quote

True, true,true...Oh so very true. You found four yet Delboy???

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Five rules............. Reply with quote

My four................. my FOUR............... Bushy - I'm still looking for ONE!!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Five rules............. Reply with quote

I found one...But she won't let me hunt for the other three...She says she can do the job of the other three better and then some...So far. (25 years) So good....

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Five rules............. Reply with quote

I found the second one, but I got rid of the first one first Insane .......... Second one seems to look after everything so far. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Five rules............. Reply with quote

I found the first and she does it for me. But then again, as they say:

1. Just cause ya bought a book don't mean ya can't use the library any more.

2. Most importantly...Don't matter where ya get your appetite so long as you eat at home.

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