Author |
Message |
Topic: Bad boys |
dhc4ever
Replies: 4
Views: 589
|
Forum: General Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2022 3:12 pm Subject: Re: Bad boys |
Well, you need the safety on until you use the weapon. |
Topic: Your call |
dhc4ever
Replies: 11
Views: 891
|
Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2022 9:58 pm Subject: Re: Your call |
[quote="slimjim"]was there a liquor bottle with the remains?[/quote]
No.
Blunt force trauma to the head ,apparently.
I doubt he fell in, hit his head and refitted the access cover. |
Topic: Your call |
dhc4ever
Replies: 11
Views: 891
|
Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2022 10:04 pm Subject: Re: Your call |
Substitute septic tank for shovel, saves a lot of hard work.
About 2 years ago they found skeletal remains in an old septic tank, in Brisbane, took them about a year to identify the remains.
He went ... |
Topic: Canning soup |
dhc4ever
Replies: 2
Views: 428
|
Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2022 1:38 pm Subject: Re: Canning soup |
Ah, I see a great example of
Redundancy. |
Topic: WHOA - AMENDED |
dhc4ever
Replies: 5
Views: 511
|
Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2022 1:36 pm Subject: Re: WHOA |
And the hole contents spread everywhere but where you thought it would go....... |
Topic: When I go |
dhc4ever
Replies: 4
Views: 705
|
Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2022 2:20 pm Subject: Re: When I go |
I think ill change to spirits in that case.
Thats one party i think ill avoid |
Topic: DaffyDuck |
dhc4ever
Replies: 2
Views: 647
|
Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 2:40 pm Subject: Re: DaffyDuck |
Boom, boom....
Groan. |
Topic: Tip |
dhc4ever
Replies: 2
Views: 461
|
Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Mon May 30, 2022 4:28 am Subject: Re: Tip |
Its just the tip? |
Topic: got any bread |
dhc4ever
Replies: 5
Views: 652
|
Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Wed May 25, 2022 3:36 pm Subject: Re: got any bread |
You win, thats the most annoying joke this year.... |
Topic: Smithers |
dhc4ever
Replies: 1
Views: 360
|
Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 12:54 am Subject: Smithers |
In the greatest days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel.
After welcoming his replacement and showing the courtesies (gin a ... |
Topic: This is good |
dhc4ever
Replies: 6
Views: 547
|
Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 3:41 pm Subject: Re: This is good |
Youve already been doing that.
Swiss yodelling or banjo lessons perhaps? |
Topic: This is good |
dhc4ever
Replies: 6
Views: 547
|
Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 3:30 pm Subject: Re: This is good |
Unfortunately there IS a glimmer of truth in that one. |
Topic: Bloody COVID-19 |
dhc4ever
Replies: 31
Views: 3327
|
Forum: Spam-O-Rama Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 3:15 pm Subject: Re: Bloody COVID-19 |
Or just currently lucky.
Let us know in 4 days how you're going.
Or its the fact you are the age you are, born and raised in a tropical country without the benefit of antiseptic cleaners at every t ... |
Topic: Life is good |
dhc4ever
Replies: 17
Views: 2107
|
Forum: General Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 3:07 pm Subject: Re: Life is good |
Here there are few restrictions apparent in our dailey lives for the chinese flu.
We currently have 40 to 50 people a day dieing , country wide of it but the media isnt ramping up hysteria as they on ... |
Topic: Saving |
dhc4ever
Replies: 2
Views: 375
|
Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 5:45 pm Subject: Re: Saving |
Thats a bloody cheap plane.
Plus training and licence fees, annual recertification fees, annual inspection costs and repairs.
Fuel.
Wheres hers indeed. |
|