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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:29 am Post subject: New Bull |
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Three bulls hear the rancher is bringing another bull onto the ranch, and will most likely be reassigning cows to each one.
The first bull says to the others, “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.”
“I’ve been here three years,” says the second bull, “and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keeping all my cows.”
“I’ve only been here a year,” the third bull says, “and so far, you guys have only let me have ten cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I’m keeping all 10 of my cows.”
Just then, an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they’ve ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.
Terrified, the bulls immediately change tack. “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend,” the first bull offers.
“I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I’m certainly not looking for an argument,” the second says.
They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.
“Son, don’t be foolish, let him have some of your cows and live to tell the tale,” the first bull urges.
“Hell, he can have all my cows, the third bull responds. I’m just making sure he knows I’m a bull.”
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 1:46 pm Post subject: Re: New Bull |
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I love this one, Vince! Thanks for the chuckle.
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:33 pm Post subject: Re: New Bull |
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Not cringe worthy at all.
You're slipping Vince.
_________________ Pete
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:55 am Post subject: Re: New Bull |
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Always the critic...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:24 pm Post subject: Re: New Bull |
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Morning Bushy.
_________________ Pete
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:31 pm Post subject: Re: New Bull |
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Mornin' Pete...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:32 pm Post subject: Re: New Bull |
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