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Not All Seniors Are Senile
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slimjim
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:57 am    Post subject: Not All Seniors Are Senile Reply with quote

An older, white haired man with a mustache walked into a jewelry store
this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

The jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the
jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled
with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,
'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll
write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and
I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jew eler angrily phoned the old man and said
'There's no money in that account.'

'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:58 am    Post subject: Re: Not All Seniors Are Senile Reply with quote

Ok, now who comes to mind when you read this?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:34 am    Post subject: Re: Not All Seniors Are Senile Reply with quote

I'm not saying !!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Not All Seniors Are Senile Reply with quote

Tremblay wrote:
I'm not saying !!!!

Is he the top dog on the post count?
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Not All Seniors Are Senile Reply with quote

Im suprized he had enough energy left to lift the phone!!! Very Happy Poke

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