Three hunters sitting on the tree stand waiting for some target to walk by discussing about God.
The hunters are like us.. weekender who have regular job on weekdays. One of them is an Electrical Engineer, one is an Artist and one is a Civil Engineer.
"God must be an artist", said the artist with conviction, "Y'see, He creates beautiful women so we could look at them all day long whenever we are not hunting. And He creates beautiful body so we could hug them and squeeze them when we are not holding our cold steel".
"Ah you know nothing!!", said the electrical engineer. "Y'see, WHenever we dissect an animal, we could see that all the lines and pipes and layers are color coded. The veins are blue, the fat are whitish, the meat are red etc. Just like us Electrical engineers work."
The civil engineer smiles and say," Ya both wrong ya dimwitted galah!! God must be a Civil Engineer. Got to be.. no doubt about it."
"why? " ask the artist.
"Proove it" said the Electrical engineer.
"Y'see.. Only Civil Engineers built sewer line on recreational park!!!"