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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:59 pm Post subject: English weather |
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English weather
In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as ....''English Weather..'
Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as 'Muslim Weather.'
In other words - 'partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.
Cheers, Vince
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radar Super Member
Joined: Oct 01, 2008 Posts: 1109 Location: North Island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:29 pm Post subject: Re: English weather |
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HAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA PMSL Brilliant! made my day.
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6397 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:37 am Post subject: Re: English weather |
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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44marty Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2009 Posts: 775 Location: Cheshire, MA; USA
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:41 pm Post subject: Re: English weather |
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NICE Vince. I'll remeber that one.
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:54 pm Post subject: Re: English weather |
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Ahem.........
I'll have you know it's a sight drier & more clement here than it was in Texas three weeks ago.
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:13 am Post subject: Re: English weather |
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English Mike wrote: |
I'll have you know it's a sight drier & more clement here than it was in Texas three weeks ago. |
Were you in the town that had the thunderstorm stagnate over them and dump 10 inches of rain? You should come back now! Our Hot, Dry Summer is in full swing!!!
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asifden Rookie Member
Joined: Oct 31, 2011 Posts: 1
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:38 am Post subject: Re: English weather |
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A really nice idea. I appreciate it much !
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:26 am Post subject: Re: English weather |
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Spot the 'bot.
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