Aussie Torism Map

Vince · Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:49 pm Post subject: Aussie Torism Map

Here is a map of Aussie showing a couple of the problems you might expect to encounter here as a tourist.

Cheers, Vince

dhc4ever · Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:32 am Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map

Good one Vince.
Go and stand next to that Irish idiot that runs Qantas.
The tourism comminisioner is about to have a word with him, you may as well listen in and take notes. ;0

Elvis · Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:07 am Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map

gee wizz that looks like a fun place .

English Mike · Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:06 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map

Where's the warning about drop bears - or is that what's meant by man eating koalas? Very Happy

tjparker_81 · Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:13 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map

I want a shark with a frickin' laser.

tikkat3 · Super Member Joined: Jul 30, 2006 Posts: 800

Great map Vince
What concerns me is the geographical placement of a few of those notices.
Everyone knows Danni Minogue comes from Melbourne

Vince · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:34 am Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map

Yep...it is a real fun place Elvis...makes life interesting mate.

Yeah I know Tiks...but I think they sorta put stuff where it would fit.

Yep...man eatin' koalas is Drop Bears Mike.

TJ...them whit pointers down south are so fast they must have laser guidance systems mate.

Cheers, Vince

gelandangan · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:50 am Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map

Um, don't forget them Yowies

Vince · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:16 am Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map

SSSSHHHHHhhhhhhh.....they are supposed to be a secret Gelan.

Cheers, Vince

inthedark · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:27 am Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map

This is a great map for us commonwealthers! To the rest of the world you usually find the annotation of "Thar bee dragons!

stovepipe · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:42 am Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map

Awesome- no LIBERALS.

gelandangan · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:37 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map

stovepipe wrote:

Awesome- no LIBERALS.

I did mentioned Yowies

stovepipe · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:38 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map

What the hey is a Yowie???

Elvis · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:32 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map

stovepipe wrote:

What the hey is a Yowie???

chocolate egg for the kiddies with a treat inside wee plastic animal etc. Very Happy

just like a kinder suprise Very Happy

I have kiddies thats how I know.... honest Very Happy

English Mike · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:26 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie Torism Map

stovepipe wrote:

What the hey is a Yowie???

Aussie yeti. Very Happy