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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:14 pm Post subject: Re: British humour |
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An Aussie and his dog are shipwrecked on a deserted island. After a few days he decides to reconnoitre the island. He discovers that the only other inhabitants are sheep.
Weeks later he can't get those sheep out of his mind, and soon he's sneaking up on the flock. Just as he is about to pounce on a really cute one, the dog grabs his leg and won't let go. He snaps to, and thanks the dog for keeping him from making a fool of himself. This same scene happens every night for a month and the guy is really getting pissed at the dog.
Suddenly one day, the man spies a liferaft bobbing in the surf. In the raft is a beautiful young girl, half dead but alive. He takes her back to his hut revives her and nurses her to health. After a few days the girl is feeling fine, and that evening a rush of gratitude sweeps over her....
She confronts the man: 'I owe you my life. I'm yours forever. I'll do anything you want'
'Anything?'
'Anything!!'
'OK, hold that dog for ten minutes!!!'
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:15 pm Post subject: Re: British humour |
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Have you heard about the latest Welsh sex aid?
Velcro gloves.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:41 pm Post subject: Re: British humour |
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Mikes on a roll today....
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:10 am Post subject: Re: British humour |
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You know Mike, all you need now is some American jokes and you've slandered the lot of us in one thread
Standby for the no doubt interesting and intense replies.........
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:59 am Post subject: Re: British humour |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Bushmaster Super Member
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tikkat3 Super Member
Joined: Jul 30, 2006 Posts: 800
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:34 pm Post subject: Re: British humour |
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Thats when our problems started Bushy
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:09 pm Post subject: Re: British humour |
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I actually thought that solved a few. But we seem to have been adding "baggage" ever sense. To culminate with obama I hope.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:42 pm Post subject: Re: British humour |
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Bushmaster wrote: |
I actually thought that solved a few. But we seem to have been adding "baggage" ever sense. To culminate with obama I hope. |
Yeah, right...good luck mate...I think you are gonna need it.
Cheers, Vince
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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English Mike Super Member
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:38 pm Post subject: Re: British humour |
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Were the Scots poms?
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:16 pm Post subject: Re: British humour |
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NEVER......If you havent already seen it watch "braveheart" A question like that would have ol Willy rolling in his various resting places!!!
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
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English Mike Super Member
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Vince Site Admin
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