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Seniors again (yes this probably resembles you........)
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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:38 am    Post subject: Seniors again (yes this probably resembles you........) Reply with quote

Senior citizens are constantly being criticised for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took:

The melody out of music,
The pride out of appearance,
The courtesy out of driving,
The romance out of love,
The commitment out of marriage,
The responsibility out of parenthood,
The togetherness out of the family,
The learning out of education,
The service out of patriotism,
The Golden Rule from rulers,
The nativity scene out of cities,
The civility out of behavior,
The refinement out of language,
The dedication out of employment,
The prudence out of spending,
The ambition out of achievement or
God out of government and school.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought and died for our country.

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

I'm the life of the party...... Even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps.... With a hammer.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm beginning to realise that aging is not for wimps.

I'm a walking storeroom of facts..... I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to them, but I would send it to many more too!

Spread the laughter
Share the cheer
Let's be happy
While we're here. Very Happy

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Elvis
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:55 am    Post subject: Re: Seniors again (yes this probably resembles you........) Reply with quote

very good ta for the chuckle.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:49 am    Post subject: Re: Seniors again (yes this probably resembles you........) Reply with quote

As I've gotten older I've discovered the true meaning of "Random Access Memory"...

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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:59 am    Post subject: Re: Seniors again (yes this probably resembles you........) Reply with quote

Sorry, but I can not relate...I'm not old yet.

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