old and married

dhc4ever · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:59 pm Post subject: old and married

Ralph and Suz had been married for 45 years and were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Suz promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Suz's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Suz the news she said, 'Suz, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love...
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Suz replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry - how soon can I go home?' Shocked

Elvis · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:43 am Post subject: Re: old and married

oh dear!!!!

Donut Slayer · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:29 am Post subject: Re: old and married

ROTFL good one.

pete4d · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:39 pm Post subject: Re: old and married

Don't be giving my wife any ideas