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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1034 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 4:02 am Post subject: Obama Postage Stamp |
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Just in case you did not hear about this from the Postal Service:
The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:32 am Post subject: Re: Obama Postage Stamp |
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Thats a good one !!!!!!
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Donut Slayer Super Member
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:44 pm Post subject: Re: Obama Postage Stamp |
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Ominivision1 Super Member
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:47 pm Post subject: Re: Obama Postage Stamp |
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:13 am Post subject: Re: Obama Postage Stamp |
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Sounds like Australian Stamps with the first female Prime Minister.
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:34 am Post subject: Re: Obama Postage Stamp |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
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Suzanne Super Member
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:58 pm Post subject: Re: Obama Postage Stamp |
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Here's something to keep you occupied and happy...
Obama Counter
Cheers, Vince
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 2:54 am Post subject: Re: Obama Postage Stamp |
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oh dear I do hope "big brother" is not reading this one!!!
great chuckle keep em coming.
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 3:53 am Post subject: Re: Obama Postage Stamp |
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I hope they do, hopefully the wake up and pull their head out and start live in real world.
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Vince Site Admin
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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 7:47 am Post subject: Re: Obama Postage Stamp |
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No truer words spoken Vince
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