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Punography
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 5:35 am    Post subject: Punography Reply with quote

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now .

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she
couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Cheers, Vince

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Donut Slayer
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:58 am    Post subject: Re: Punography Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Punography Reply with quote

too punny!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:51 am    Post subject: Re: Punography Reply with quote

Sorry Vince,
No prizes for second.....

www.huntingnut.com/ind...pic&t=9186

Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:17 am    Post subject: Re: Punography Reply with quote

so it should be in the varmit section then???
under groundhog day!!!!

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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:49 am    Post subject: Re: Punography Reply with quote

BUGGER...it hasn't been a good month for me in more ways than one. Sorry Pete. Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

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English Mike
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:45 am    Post subject: Re: Punography Reply with quote

Send him to the punitentiary.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Punography Reply with quote

well you poms cant very well send him off to the penal colony now can you!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:28 am    Post subject: Re: Punography Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Punography Reply with quote

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:17 am    Post subject: Re: Punography Reply with quote

Yeah look what happened last time they tried.
Havent they just won their first cricket game against us in decades?
See you do reap what you sow.....

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:40 am    Post subject: Re: Punography Reply with quote

best not be talking about the cricket Embarassed .... our jokers are not doing very well either Sad

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:36 am    Post subject: Re: Punography Reply with quote

Thanks again vince

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Punography Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
well you poms cant very well send him off to the penal colony now can you!!!!

Internal exile matey. Very Happy
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