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radar Super Member
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:52 pm Post subject: Blind cow boy - might have already posted this one! |
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
_________________ People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
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Ominivision1 Super Member
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:09 pm Post subject: Re: Blind cow boy - might have already posted this one! |
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Ok, Radar, I was wondering how a good a cowboy joke would be coming from a guy downloader. This was great! LOL!!
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radar Super Member
Joined: Oct 01, 2008 Posts: 1109 Location: North Island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:39 pm Post subject: Re: Blind cow boy - might have already posted this one! |
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Hey we've got cowboys here, just they're a bit different from what you're thinking. Ours are called Cow Cockies and they produce Milk (white gold). I'm from a Cow Cockie family on both sides. Both my grandparents owned Dairy farms, my dad was in the industry and now I pick up drunk young cow cockies on friday and Saturday nites in town.......sound familiar?
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:46 pm Post subject: Re: Blind cow boy - might have already posted this one! |
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very good Radar. the Hamiltonian hairy bumed cow workers must have tamed down since I was a cadet. Do they still hang out down by the lake???
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:05 pm Post subject: Re: Blind cow boy - might have already posted this one! |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:08 pm Post subject: Re: Blind cow boy - might have already posted this one! |
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WAITAMINUTE waitaminute!!!
COW-boys in NZ?
An here I am thinking that they are all EWE-boys...
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:29 pm Post subject: Re: Blind cow boy - might have already posted this one! |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:39 pm Post subject: Re: Blind cow boy - might have already posted this one! |
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Seems the "cold war" is heating up a tad......
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Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:06 am Post subject: Re: Blind cow boy - might have already posted this one! |
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And here we go again with the "sheep jokes"......
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DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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radar Super Member
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:47 pm Post subject: Re: Blind cow boy - might have already posted this one! |
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I'd hate to say it but theres probably more cows in NZ than sheep these days. And anyway isn't it the Aussies exporting sheep because they've got more than enough for themselves.
Hamilton hairy bum cow workers ......LOL
Nah we've got the 'party precinct' all our pubs and clubs in one small area (1 city block 20 establishments) and its carnage.....fights, drunks, vomit, S..T everywhere and after 3am the council come and clean it up and make it all nice and clean again so the good people of Hamilton can see how civilised they all are....NOT!
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Elvis Super Member
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radar Super Member
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 5:36 am Post subject: Re: Blind cow boy - might have already posted this one! |
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Barn bar in eureka? ...... not in the last 15 years! Thats a drive thru village now. You need to come up and see the 'Tron' Its an eye opener
P.S. Tron is a nickname for Hamiltron, aka Boganville
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