An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the funeral. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"



The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And I know he won't ask for directions."

maybe he doesn't have to dig... here they say that men cannot return from the grave because they are planted with their root pointing up...

naasty woman!!!

I don't have to dig...
I have been practicing "out of body" travel so I can go anywhere without having to dig. "Flying" is kinda fun.

what are you smoking?

Aloysius wrote:

what are you smoking?

Must be good stuff...