What do you call.....

Suzanne · Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:23 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

Hey I'm a great hostess Bushy, I made some sourdough sweet rolls with walnuts and dried cranberries, they're yummy. Wonderful with cowboy coffee. Ok so you bring the coffee, or we'll make a fire out back and brew some fresh and I'll bring the rolls.

Vince · Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:06 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

What do ya call a young fella 150 yards offshore at the beach?
buoy

What do you call an exploding ape?
A baboom.

What do you call bears without ears?
B.

What do you call a man who can't stand?
Neil.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that lies on the floor?
Matt.

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
Eileen.

What do you call a Japanes woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene.

dhc4ever · Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:44 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

Can I come as well?

Suzanne · Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 5:31 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

Sure Dhc we'll have a party. Here's somethin to mess them UP:

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?
Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?
We call UP our friends.
And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.
We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning.
People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary.
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.
It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.
When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for a while, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP,
for now my time is UP, so.......it is time to shut UP!

Bushmaster · Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:53 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

Never mind Suz...I'll stay home.

ByTheWay...You forgot "screwed up"...Oh and there's "knocked up...

Bushmaster · Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:54 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

Sure is nice to know my computer can still "screw things up"... Mad

Suzanne · Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:21 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

OOOooooo Bushy!!! you want me all for yourself huh? Common he's from Australia, I was just bein polite....now you're quoting yourself...hhmmmm lets go to coffee and we'll talk (poor guy)....thinkin about screwed up and knocked up....must be a morning guy....maybe I could come out to your place, you have the nice fire pit....just thinkin...

Donut Slayer · Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 4:36 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

Vince, your last post Haha

Elvis · Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 4:50 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

ok heres some from the land of leaping lepracorns
what do you call a bald irishman???
shawn
what do you call an irishman with a spade???
doug
without one??
douglass
Irishman standing in a field???
paddy
standing in a pile of leaves????
russel
holding a rabbit in each hand and one down his shirt???
warren
standing in a swamp???
pete
and finally...
what do you call an Irishman with a 2"long......well you know Embarassed

Justin

Pumpkinslinger · Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:41 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

Well done Suz!

gelandangan · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:01 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

scalerman · Rookie Member Joined: Jun 24, 2008 Posts: 11

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye deer.

scalerman · Rookie Member Joined: Jun 24, 2008 Posts: 11

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs under your car?

Jack!

Donut Slayer · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:23 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

Q: Why did the boa constrictors get married.

A: Because they had a crush on each other.

Donut Slayer · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:24 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?