Suz, Suz...Look what I found for you

PaulS

I always figured a woman owns her own body but my wife tells me different sometimes. I think she just like the way care for it.

Bushmaster

uh-huh...Right.

Suzanne

Things is gettin thik aroun here.

Knee-high boots?

Clothes pin on the nose?

Lots O scramblin goin on

Headin for the ladder aint gonna help, it's full-up.

I'm fillin the bra with Ripple

Got my latex gloves to handle the red doowicky thing

Fetchin a stick to swat with, think I'll put some glue on it too.

Vince

Suz the Arbitrator wrote:

...Fetchin a stick to swat with, think I'll put some glue on it too.

OH SH1TE...methinks we be in trouble guys...and here I am thinking the wine bra was a good idea and great way to carry a bottle of wine.

Suz...what in blue blazes is RIPPLE??? Question

Suzanne

Here ya go Vinnie Ripple and others from Wikipedia kinda low-end wine the bums used to drink, I guess it's not currently available. Might haveta use some Thunderbird instead. (There's a great read on that one in Wiki). Actually it's a pretty interesting article....glad you asked. Just for that I'm gonna take out a nail from your stump and call it a good deed. After all you weren't bein bad in the first place, just a catalyst for the ensuing trail of followers. Wanting to pinch the pus outa the pimple and stop a growing volcanic infestation of improper thinking, I decided to include you in the mess, you have to admit it was the start of something big. I found saliva and other drippings of unknown origin surrounding the post and then ole Dawgdaddy gets his courage up and displays something we can only imagine is some sort of bikini option for perverts (no strings attached) and that was the flame deserving a quench. Ahem....I haveta go find some Thunderbird....

Bushmaster

Ripple...Fruit juice, grain alcohol and mostly water.

pete4d

Bushmaster wrote:

Ripple...Fruit juice, grain alcohol and mostly water.

And a throbbing head in the morning Cheers

PaulS

Ripple and MD 20/20 used to be the favorites of the street alcoholics in Seattle. They are "fortified" wines, meaning that they are over 20% alcohol. I think MD 20/20 is close to 23% - that is 46 proof in a cheap wine. It won't make you go blind but you still won't be able to recognize what you're lookin' at.

Bushmaster

Aah yes...I remember "Mad Dog 20/20". Oh how well I do. Even after all these years.

radar

Mad dog 20/20 sounds really bad, I guess our equivalent would be 'purple death' I haven't wiki'd it but Im sure its there.

gelandangan

I was sweet and innocent until I joined up on this forum..
You guys corrupted me.

dhc4ever

Personally Geland, I blame the knife forum.....

radar

Mad Dog 20/20 - that sounds nasty.....
Almost as bad as 'Purple Death' here. An honest to god work of the devil. Evil red wine created by hells minions which is so bad you can't even use it as Mulled wine!!!! Actually its really good paint stripper and car engine wash!

Elvis

radar wrote:

Mad dog 20/20 sounds really bad, I guess our equivalent would be 'purple death' I haven't wiki'd it but Im sure its there.

that was great stuff,tasted like rybena with a kick and the writing on the bottle was classic
I remember sitting in a car park with fingerless gloves on sipping from a bottle just for the hell of it...sure got some looks Very Happy

Suzanne

From Sapich Winery the makers of Purple Death. They recommend drinking it with clenched teeth to avoid foreign bodies. Sounds like a wake-me-up sort of breakfast drink, you know like.....chunky peanut buttery on toast (without the peanut butter or toast). You might want a coffee chaser....

Connoisseurs will savour the slight tannin taste of old tea leaves and burnt cat fur. Possessors of a cultivated palate will admire the initial assault on the taste buds which comes from the careful and loving blending of animal manure and perished jock straps strained through an old miner's sock. The maturing in small pigs' bladders gives it a very definite nose.

Marketed under the Saviour Brand (9 out of 10 people who drink it for the first time exclaim 'Je-e-esus Chri-ist').

Caution: Keep away from 'naked flames' (both old and new).