Assistance

Vince · Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:45 pm Post subject: Assistance

I.m sure this, or something similar, has been posted before...but it's worth a giggle again, I'm sure.

Whilst strolling round the harbour this morning about 11 am. I noticed a Muslim extremist slip from the quayside and fall into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he had strapped to his waist.
If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Australian citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Service.

It is now 4 p.m., he has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded.

I'm starting to think I may have wasted four postage stamps.

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:40 am Post subject: Re: Assistance

Should have sent them by air mail.

Tremblay · Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:11 am Post subject: Re: Assistance

I hate it when that happens...........

PaulS · Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:45 pm Post subject: Re: Assistance

Well, you know what they say, "When seconds count the polices are just minutes away."

gelandangan · Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:35 pm Post subject: Re: Assistance

Air mail cost a bit more.