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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15717 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:24 am Post subject: New Book release |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:01 am Post subject: Re: New Book release |
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VINNIE!!!
Obamacare? No NO it's things women do for men so they think they're the only one!
Abbreviated version of "What to do if she says NO" written by a woman. Chapter 8,956 uh....make six miles of 3 strand rope using only your feet (and other very time consuming little tidbits).
How to train your dog to say "You're dead meat" and other useful catch-phrases.
Best seller in China, How to make millions bilking the rest of the world by using "replacement parts" for the "real thing".
Pictures only version of a home built nuclear plant you can build in 438 easy steps.
A book recording the chores our parents (said they) did before breakfast, and if you read the entire volume, you'll never die, you'll be rich and marry your true love, always be happy, will have well behaved children, you'll know how to cook, repair your car, be good at animal husbandry, be able to roof your house, you'll never be addicted to anything, always do good in school, never be tired or sleepy, get along well with others and all that other rot....It's all in there. What it won't tell you is how to make firecrackers, how to burn only the tail of a cat, what happens when you pour sugar in the gas tank of your parents car, how easy it is to jump from the roof to the swimming pool, how to stuff beer cans down your pants without getting caught, how to smoke pot by using a soda can, how to be convincing when you're drunk, getting money for movies, cigaretts, beer, porno mags, and it won't tell you how to hide your run-away friends, how to hide a pregnancy, how to hide an abortion, how to hide condoms, cigaretts, beer, porno mags.
Suz knows
_________________ May the moon keep you centered,
May the sun keep you dancing,
And the stars shed light on your dreams. |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:17 am Post subject: Re: New Book release |
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"Suz knows"
Had a rather interesting youth did ya. Must have been a very busy girl.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15717 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:23 am Post subject: Re: New Book release |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:35 am Post subject: Re: New Book release |
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Man up, Vince. Man up!!
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:50 am Post subject: Re: New Book release |
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Its too late Vince, manning up wont help you now.......
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6398 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:45 pm Post subject: Re: New Book release |
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LOL
Its Volume 1 of a 30 volumes set of the "Preliminary Study Into The Mysterious Realm Of How Women's Mind Work"
The Guiness Book Of Records say that it is only surpassed in the volume size, by a couple of pages, to the "2013 The Whole Internet In Print"
_________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Do - Not try!
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member
Joined: Sep 22, 2007 Posts: 5002 Location: NC foothills
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Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:57 pm Post subject: Re: New Book release |
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I was thinking that that must be the Reader's Digest version...
_________________ Mike
"I ain't no better than anybody else, and there ain't nobody better than me!" Ma Kettle |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:04 pm Post subject: Re: New Book release |
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Looks more like "obamacare" rules and regulations.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:27 pm Post subject: Re: New Book release |
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time to remind you lot of my all time favourite..
God said to man that he would find good obedient, faithful, loving and non argumentative wives in all corners of the world....
Man went away happy
God then made the world round and he laughed and laughed and laughed!!!!
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:07 pm Post subject: Re: New Book release |
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I have always figured he had a sense of humor. Look what he did to me.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:17 pm Post subject: Re: New Book release |
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Look what he did to the giraffe, and then the porcupine after which He said, "go forth and multiply". I have to bet that there is no such thing as a porcupine rape......
_________________ Paul
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:37 pm Post subject: Re: New Book release |
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how do hedge hogs make love?????
very carefully!!!!
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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