IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!!

Vince · Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:18 am Post subject: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!!

'OLD' IS WHEN..... your wife says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one, I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN.... your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... a sexy woman catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today.

'OLD' IS WHEN..... 'getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN..... an 'all-nighter' means not getting up to go to the toilet.

Ominivision1 · Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:44 am Post subject: Re: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!!

I'll add one more Vince.

speaking of bras

what does a 55 year old woman have between her boobs that a 18 year old doesnt?

Her navel.

Now where is that ladder? Hiding

Elvis · Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 12:31 pm Post subject: Re: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!!

I will pick up our teenagers cloths from off the floor but draw the line at Daughters over shoulder boulder holders!!!!! when asked why I calmly reply "Im not touching that...it maybe a booby trap"