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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:58 am    Post subject: Re: CAR AIR CONDITIONERS Reply with quote

Love it Vince,
no one comes close
The last one is a classic
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:12 am    Post subject: Re: CAR AIR CONDITIONERS Reply with quote

Have you ever seen the sign "Don't feed the Animals" ??

Don't encourage him, tikkat3.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:27 am    Post subject: Re: CAR AIR CONDITIONERS Reply with quote

I'm looking for the scotch............

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:26 pm    Post subject: Re: CAR AIR CONDITIONERS Reply with quote

we had a really obnoxious guy at work a few years back...I started calling him Hemi..... the others couldnt work out why so I told them "last name Roid cause hes just a bloody pain in the arse"....the name stuck.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 7:46 am    Post subject: Re: CAR AIR CONDITIONERS Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
we had a really obnoxious guy at work a few years back...I started calling him Hemi..... the others couldnt work out why so I told them "last name Roid cause hes just a bloody pain in the arse"....the name stuck.

A couple of times in the Army I had soldiers I nicknamed Opium...a slow working dope.

Another one I called Carbuncle...a boil on the ars3 of humanity.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:36 pm    Post subject: Re: CAR AIR CONDITIONERS Reply with quote

I want a chance on that trophy as well...!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy



Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.

I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.

By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:59 pm    Post subject: Re: CAR AIR CONDITIONERS Reply with quote

he he he he he he.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:19 pm    Post subject: Re: CAR AIR CONDITIONERS Reply with quote

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but how the heck do they get in there?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:47 pm    Post subject: Re: CAR AIR CONDITIONERS Reply with quote

The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know... The one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 7:22 pm    Post subject: Re: CAR AIR CONDITIONERS Reply with quote

Great work guys...all worthy of the crown.

Hey Bushy...what do you think mate?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:09 pm    Post subject: Re: CAR AIR CONDITIONERS Reply with quote

Tomfoolary.....

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:14 am    Post subject: Re: CAR AIR CONDITIONERS Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Tomfoolary.....

Haha Haha Haha Salute Cheers

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:22 pm    Post subject: Re: CAR AIR CONDITIONERS Reply with quote

Careful Vince he's gettin twitchy.........

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:01 am    Post subject: Re: CAR AIR CONDITIONERS Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
Careful Vince he's gettin twitchy.........

Just klet me know if you see Bushy with one of Suz's switches...or Suz coming with one of her switches. scared Hiding

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:06 am    Post subject: Re: CAR AIR CONDITIONERS Reply with quote

Chicken! Popcorn


MMmmm chicken & popcorn


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