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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:36 am    Post subject: Immigration Reply with quote

Is immigration out if control?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:04 am    Post subject: Re: Immigration Reply with quote

I dunno ....those people in front are pretty big....I think that's fake..



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Does that airplane have one too many motors?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 7:28 am    Post subject: Re: Immigration Reply with quote

Nope. And they are called engines. Not motors.

Considering they are finding both live and dead people in the wheel wells of some of the aircraft, this isn't all that too far fetched. Just make sure your seatbelt is good and tight.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:02 am    Post subject: Re: Immigration Reply with quote

it could also simply mean that one of these pig-haters did fart inside that plane...
or maybe it was just time to face Mekka and their compass didn't work inside the plane...
or maybe these are the 80 virgins already accompagning such a martyr inside the plane...
or...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:07 am    Post subject: Re: Immigration Reply with quote

"or..." No more beer for Aloysius...

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Immigration Reply with quote

Looking for trouble?

Smile

Solly, I'm raised with respect for grey hair...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Immigration Reply with quote

Aloysius wrote:
Looking for trouble?

Smile

Solly, I'm raised with respect for grey hair...

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Immigration Reply with quote

I've always wanted to see someone barrel role a md 11.
Boeing did it with the first 707 seems a shame not to carry on that tradition.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Immigration Reply with quote

Not Funny Vince...

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Immigration Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:47 am    Post subject: Re: Immigration Reply with quote

And the other peanut in the gallary heard from.

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