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A Winking Problem
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 2:54 pm    Post subject: A Winking Problem Reply with quote

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we’re afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I’m sorry...we can’t hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I’ll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, condoms of all kinds; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that’s all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:14 pm    Post subject: Re: A Winking Problem Reply with quote

very good

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:57 am    Post subject: Re: A Winking Problem Reply with quote

Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:24 am    Post subject: Re: A Winking Problem Reply with quote

Very Happy

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