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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:16 pm    Post subject: 5 FACTS Reply with quote

5 FACTS ..... A wise person once said.




1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

AND ………

5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legitimate … A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:13 pm    Post subject: Re: 5 FACTS Reply with quote

Thanks for the chuckles, Vince!!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:01 pm    Post subject: Re: 5 FACTS Reply with quote

I can relate to all 5 , Cheers

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 12:47 am    Post subject: Re: 5 FACTS Reply with quote

Sage words Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:30 am    Post subject: Re: 5 FACTS Reply with quote

good advice there.....
diplomatic Husband ALWAYS remembers Wifes birthday but conveniently FORGETS age....

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 6:11 am    Post subject: Re: 5 FACTS Reply with quote

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 7:34 am    Post subject: Re: 5 FACTS Reply with quote

Excellent!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:46 pm    Post subject: Re: 5 FACTS Reply with quote

YUP...................

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