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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 7:39 pm Post subject: Domination |
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When all on earth died and were waiting to enter Heaven,
God appeared and said,
"I want the men to make two lines. One linefor the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. And I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was many
thousands of miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:27 am Post subject: Re: Domination |
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Which line are you heading for Darwin?
I'll leave you a spot........
_________________ Pete
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:40 am Post subject: Re: Domination |
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_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:03 am Post subject: Re: Domination |
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Wives should always be barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:48 pm Post subject: Re: Domination |
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Bingo!!!
We found the bloke in the other line.
How does your theory work after menopause, hers not yours?
_________________ Pete
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:12 pm Post subject: Re: Domination |
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Wweeellll...I'm still alive. Married 35 years to this one.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:55 pm Post subject: Re: Domination |
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We must be doing something right Bushy.
I am the lord of the manor here too. the wife likes it that way.
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