HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: RichardZ
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13126

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 292
BOT: 1
Total: 293
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Forums
03: Forums
04: Home
05: Forums
06: Forums
07: Forums
08: Forums
09: Forums
10: Your Account
11: Forums
12: Your Account
13: Forums
14: Home
15: Home
16: Forums
17: Your Account
18: Your Account
19: Forums
20: Forums
21: Forums
22: Your Account
23: Home
24: Forums
25: Forums
26: Forums
27: Forums
28: Forums
29: Forums
30: Forums
31: Photo Albums
32: Home
33: Photo Albums
34: Forums
35: Photo Albums
36: Home
37: Forums
38: Your Account
39: Forums
40: Forums
41: Forums
42: Forums
43: Home
44: Photo Albums
45: Forums
46: Forums
47: Home
48: Your Account
49: Forums
50: Photo Albums
51: Home
52: Photo Albums
53: Home
54: Forums
55: Forums
56: Forums
57: Home
58: Forums
59: Forums
60: Forums
61: Photo Albums
62: News
63: Forums
64: Your Account
65: Photo Albums
66: Forums
67: Forums
68: Forums
69: Forums
70: Forums
71: Forums
72: Photo Albums
73: Forums
74: Forums
75: Forums
76: Forums
77: Forums
78: Your Account
79: Photo Albums
80: Home
81: Forums
82: Forums
83: Forums
84: Your Account
85: Home
86: Forums
87: Forums
88: Forums
89: Forums
90: Your Account
91: Forums
92: Forums
93: Forums
94: Forums
95: Your Account
96: Forums
97: Forums
98: Forums
99: Forums
100: Forums
101: Forums
102: Your Account
103: Photo Albums
104: Your Account
105: Forums
106: Home
107: Forums
108: Your Account
109: Home
110: Your Account
111: Home
112: Forums
113: Forums
114: Forums
115: Forums
116: Forums
117: Forums
118: Forums
119: Photo Albums
120: Forums
121: Forums
122: Forums
123: Forums
124: Home
125: Forums
126: Forums
127: Forums
128: Forums
129: Home
130: Forums
131: Home
132: Your Account
133: Your Account
134: Forums
135: Forums
136: Forums
137: Forums
138: Forums
139: Home
140: Forums
141: Forums
142: Your Account
143: Forums
144: Home
145: Forums
146: Photo Albums
147: Forums
148: Photo Albums
149: Forums
150: Home
151: Forums
152: Home
153: Home
154: Home
155: Forums
156: Your Account
157: Forums
158: Forums
159: Forums
160: Forums
161: Forums
162: Forums
163: Home
164: Your Account
165: Your Account
166: Forums
167: Forums
168: Your Account
169: Forums
170: Forums
171: Forums
172: Forums
173: Home
174: Forums
175: Forums
176: Photo Albums
177: Forums
178: Forums
179: Forums
180: Forums
181: Forums
182: Forums
183: Forums
184: Forums
185: Home
186: Your Account
187: Forums
188: News
189: Forums
190: Home
191: Your Account
192: Forums
193: Photo Albums
194: Forums
195: Forums
196: Photo Albums
197: Your Account
198: Forums
199: Forums
200: Forums
201: Your Account
202: Forums
203: Forums
204: Your Account
205: Home
206: Forums
207: Your Account
208: Forums
209: Forums
210: Photo Albums
211: Home
212: Forums
213: Forums
214: Forums
215: Forums
216: Forums
217: Forums
218: Forums
219: Forums
220: Your Account
221: Photo Albums
222: Forums
223: Forums
224: Forums
225: Forums
226: Photo Albums
227: Forums
228: Forums
229: Home
230: Forums
231: Home
232: Forums
233: Forums
234: Your Account
235: Forums
236: Forums
237: Your Account
238: Forums
239: Forums
240: Your Account
241: Home
242: Forums
243: Forums
244: Photo Albums
245: Forums
246: Forums
247: Forums
248: Forums
249: Forums
250: Forums
251: Forums
252: Forums
253: Your Account
254: Forums
255: Forums
256: Forums
257: Forums
258: Forums
259: Home
260: Photo Albums
261: Forums
262: Forums
263: Forums
264: Forums
265: Forums
266: Forums
267: Forums
268: Forums
269: Forums
270: Forums
271: Home
272: Forums
273: Forums
274: Home
275: Photo Albums
276: Your Account
277: Forums
278: Forums
279: Forums
280: Forums
281: Forums
282: Forums
283: Forums
284: Forums
285: Home
286: Forums
287: Forums
288: Forums
289: Forums
290: Forums
291: Forums
292: Home
  BOT:
01: Home

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2451
  · Views: 820725
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 

what do you call
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
dhc4ever
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 26, 2011
Posts: 2944
Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:41 am    Post subject: what do you call Reply with quote

What do you call 2 crows sitting on a fence?
°
°
°
°
°
°
°
°
°
°
°

An attempted murder........... Very Happy

_________________
Pete

Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
Back to top
View user's profile
slimjim
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 16, 2009
Posts: 8314
Location: Fort Worth TX

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:47 am    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

Does one have to be from down-under to catch this one? Maybe its too early in the morning for me, dhc.

_________________
"To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt

"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15704
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:48 am    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

That is a good one Pete...I must remember it mate.

Slim, a flock of crows is called a murder of crows mate, so only two crows is an "attempted" flock or murder 'cause they don't quite make it as a flock/murder.

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
PaulS
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Feb 18, 2006
Posts: 4330
Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:10 am    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

A large group of croes is called a "murder".
I don't know why but that's what it is called.
So a small grup is an attempted murder.... funny and true - to a point.

_________________
Paul
__________________
Speer, Lyman, Hodgdon, Sierra, and Hornady = reliable loading data
So and So's pages on the internet = NOT reliable loading data
Always check data against manuals
NEVER exceed maximum listed loads
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11390
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:23 am    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

Hummm...I see someone has moved the keys on your key board again.

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
gelandangan
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6396
Location: Sydney Australia

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:42 pm    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

Very Happy

_________________
A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Do - Not try!


gelandangan.weebly.com/
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15704
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 6:58 pm    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Hummm...I see someone has moved the keys on your key board again.

Haha Haha Haha Haha

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
PaulS
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Feb 18, 2006
Posts: 4330
Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:50 pm    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

It's just my big fingers and little keyboard. The keys are staying put but I don't always hit the right one. (it happens more often that you see because I usually catch it, and correct it before submitting the post)

_________________
Paul
__________________
Speer, Lyman, Hodgdon, Sierra, and Hornady = reliable loading data
So and So's pages on the internet = NOT reliable loading data
Always check data against manuals
NEVER exceed maximum listed loads
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
dhc4ever
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 26, 2011
Posts: 2944
Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:57 pm    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

Gotta love self moderation when it doesnt occur..........

_________________
Pete

Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.