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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:41 am    Post subject: what do you call Reply with quote

What do you call 2 crows sitting on a fence?
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An attempted murder........... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:47 am    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

Does one have to be from down-under to catch this one? Maybe its too early in the morning for me, dhc.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:48 am    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

That is a good one Pete...I must remember it mate.

Slim, a flock of crows is called a murder of crows mate, so only two crows is an "attempted" flock or murder 'cause they don't quite make it as a flock/murder.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:10 am    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

A large group of croes is called a "murder".
I don't know why but that's what it is called.
So a small grup is an attempted murder.... funny and true - to a point.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:23 am    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

Hummm...I see someone has moved the keys on your key board again.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:42 pm    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 6:58 pm    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Hummm...I see someone has moved the keys on your key board again.

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:50 pm    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

It's just my big fingers and little keyboard. The keys are staying put but I don't always hit the right one. (it happens more often that you see because I usually catch it, and correct it before submitting the post)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:57 pm    Post subject: Re: what do you call Reply with quote

Gotta love self moderation when it doesnt occur..........

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