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A Ripper Dad's Joke
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 4:28 am    Post subject: A Ripper Dad's Joke Reply with quote

Had a guy get a bit snarly with me today...he threw a bottle of milk and a jar of cream and a pound of butter at me...



How dairy.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 5:21 am    Post subject: Re: A Ripper Dad's Joke Reply with quote

Well LOL.. yeh I thiink itts a lol..
so lol.. yeh

Better go rescuing some hiskey some mor

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:38 am    Post subject: Re: A Ripper Dad's Joke Reply with quote

Umm, OK, how about this one...

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:54 am    Post subject: Re: A Ripper Dad's Joke Reply with quote

Mr. Dallan...Could we have these two members excluded (banished) from the "Jokes & Humor" threads. I've got a head ache...

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 2:28 pm    Post subject: Re: A Ripper Dad's Joke Reply with quote

too much this early in the morning!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 4:56 pm    Post subject: Re: A Ripper Dad's Joke Reply with quote

A..OWWIEEE!No mo rescuing .. at least for nother 6 hours.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:51 pm    Post subject: Re: A Ripper Dad's Joke Reply with quote

I see the whisky worked Darwin.
Whats your excuse Vince?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 1:45 am    Post subject: Re: A Ripper Dad's Joke Reply with quote

I wuz born this way mate. Nuts or I may have been dropped on my head. Bonk

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:28 am    Post subject: Re: A Ripper Dad's Joke Reply with quote

After seeing this my daughter says that I'm not the only one who tells lame jokes, and apparently not the worst one!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 2:31 pm    Post subject: Re: A Ripper Dad's Joke Reply with quote

Sensible girl she is.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:31 am    Post subject: Re: A Ripper Dad's Joke Reply with quote

One fer Bushy and also Punkin's daughter...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:43 am    Post subject: Re: A Ripper Dad's Joke Reply with quote

too much Faint

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:43 am    Post subject: Re: A Ripper Dad's Joke Reply with quote

Confused Confused

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 4:11 am    Post subject: Re: A Ripper Dad's Joke Reply with quote

Dallan,
We need that star trek, jean luc picard face palm emoticon.

Or a Vince joke filter............

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