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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 3:09 am Post subject: Employment |
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned - couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried being a tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was sew-sew.
Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
Then I tried being a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted being a deli worker, but any way I sliced it couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was a musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but didn't have any patience.
Then there was the shoe factory job. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
Managed to to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
Then I got a job in a workout centre, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as an historian - until I realised there was no future in it.
My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
Finally I tried retirement and found I'm perfectly suited for the job.
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 5:56 am Post subject: Re: Employment |
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Groan........
He's back.
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 9:32 pm Post subject: Re: Employment |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 10:49 pm Post subject: Re: Employment |
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Im not retired...just plain old tired
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2016 1:42 am Post subject: Re: Employment |
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_________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Do - Not try!
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