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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:10 am    Post subject: A Giggle Reply with quote

Some entertainment fir you:

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die ?
A. His last

Q2. River Ravi flows in which state ?
A. Liquid.

Q3. What is the main reason for divorce ?
A. Marriage.

Q4. What is the main reason for failure ?
A. Exams.

Q5. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A. Lunch & dinner.

Q6. How can a man go 8 days without sleeping ?
A. He can sleep at night.

Q7. How can you lift an elephant with one hand ?
A. You'll have a hard time finding an elephant with one hand.

Q8. If it took 8 men 4 hours to build a wall, how long would it 4 men to build it ?
A. No time at all it's already built.

Q9. How can you droop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it ?
A. Any way you like, concrete floors are hard to crack.

Q10. If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand & 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other, what would you have ?
A. Very large hands.

Q11. If you throw a red stone into a blue sea, what will it become ?
A. Wet.

Q12. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?
A. At the bottom of the page.

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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 8:05 am    Post subject: Re: A Giggle Reply with quote

ROFL Haha

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 10:03 pm    Post subject: Re: A Giggle Reply with quote

terrible but funny none the less.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 11:28 pm    Post subject: Re: A Giggle Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
terrible but funny none the less.
I agree Elvis, I think Vince feels threatened by you and is rehashing some oldies, but funny none the less
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 2:30 am    Post subject: Re: A Giggle Reply with quote

tikkat3 wrote:
Elvis wrote:
terrible but funny none the less.
I agree Elvis, I think Vince feels threatened by you and is rehashing some oldies, but funny none the less

Who me...nah, I wouldn't do that...would I? Haha Haha Haha Haha

It's getting harder to find jokes that are family safe, but still funny, these days.

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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:31 am    Post subject: Re: A Giggle Reply with quote

Vince would you go and get some more wood? The fire is gettin' low [and we need a break]...

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 2:56 pm    Post subject: Re: A Giggle Reply with quote

LOL.. made perfect sense

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:45 pm    Post subject: Re: A Giggle Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Vince would you go and get some more wood? The fire is gettin' low [and we need a break]...

No worries mate...


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