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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 6:58 am    Post subject: Drinking, Fishing and Hunting Reply with quote

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Drinking, Fishing and Hunting Reply with quote

Ok, Vince! This one is good! Thanks for the chuckle.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Drinking, Fishing and Hunting Reply with quote

very good one indeed....and so true.

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