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Vince
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Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15725
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 4:45 am Post subject: New Dog
I bought a dog from a blacksmith once. As soon as it got home it made a bolt for the door. _________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

slimjim
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Joined: May 16, 2009
Posts: 8316
Location: Fort Worth TX

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 5:14 am Post subject: Re: New Dog

Oh, Vince. I think that is your shortest attempt at humor. But for the amount of chuckles per word it actually might be a winner! Thanks!

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"To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt

"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein

slimjim
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Joined: May 16, 2009
Posts: 8316
Location: Fort Worth TX

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 5:15 am Post subject: Re: New Dog
Tremblay and Suzanne may have you beat, however. _________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt "The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein

slimjim
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Joined: May 16, 2009
Posts: 8316
Location: Fort Worth TX

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 5:15 am Post subject: Re: New Dog
Picture humor counts as a thousand words though. _________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt "The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein

Tremblay
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Joined: Oct 08, 2007
Posts: 2656
Location: Malta, Montana

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 8:45 am Post subject: Re: New Dog
Good one Vince _________________ Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain Never argue with a stupid person ,cause they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twwain

Bushmaster
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Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11395
Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 9:03 am Post subject: Re: New Dog
Aah...He could do better. _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

Elvis
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Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9261
Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:26 pm Post subject: Re: New Dog
at least it didnt "latch" onto your leg..... _________________ You shot it You pluck it ! Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!

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